Carbon Cake Co Men S.I.R. Testi Wash

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Keep your junk fresh! I’m going to give it to you straight: you need to pay attention to your balls. I’m not talking about the five knuckle shuffle; I’m talking about hygiene and the health of your family jewels.

When it comes to grooming, most of us focus on our face or hair and think our job is done. But if the extent of your groin-grooming is a cursory swipe of soap every so often, it’s time to step up your game and keep your junk fresh. You owe it to your partner, since good hygiene can make taking it downtown much more pleasant for you and them. Plus, good ball-focused hygiene practices can make a difference in your daily comfort and your long term health. 

The lower regions are a part of your body that are warm, moist, and dark—the essentials for breeding germs. The presence of bacteria in this area can lead to bad smells, skin infections, and skin breakdown. Some of these infections can include ringworm (which is actually a fungus and more commonly known as jock itch), staph (bacteria), and yeast (not just for the ladies). Left unchecked, your undercarriage can become an all-you-can-eat buffet for germs. Let's be clear, all of these things aren’t necessarily only caused by bad hygiene, taking care of your balls properly can help treat and prevent them. Giving your twig and berries a good grooming regularly can also help you monitor them for changes. 

100% Vegan


  • Distilled Water
  • Aloe Vera
  • Castille Soap
  • Black Soap
  • H2O2
  • Citric Acid
  • Sodium Hydroxide
  • Rosemary Essential Oil
  • Spearmint Essential Oil
  • Lavender Essential Oil
  • Natural Fragrance Oil


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ben C.

I’m buying more the clean feeling is way better than plain soap it soothes the child makers

Alexis O.

My hubby loves it!